Thursday, April 22, 2010

Timber Trail

A couple of days ago I went out and rode Timber as an out and back. Eddie and I blasted up there only to find out he forgot his clipless shoes. So I shredded and he ended up at the jump park. Here's some stats from the ride. I think next time I'll probably rip the Howard trail loop.

Out and Back Map

Elevation Profile

View at the Top


Eddie Herbs says "Don't be an Eddie Herbs, Remember your shoes..."

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Michaud Bounty

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Horsetooth Overrun

No wonder we were voted the skinniest city in the country.

http://www.collegian.com/index.php/article/2010/04/040110_thin

It seems that every sunny day the ENTIRE TOWN of FC climbs Horsetooth Rock. This is just one photo from one instance, but believe me there were even more people on that rock than are in this photo.


(click to enlarge... it looks like a traffic jam up there)

Anyways, just another nice day of ridin Wathan. It was so clear I popped a pic of Longs Peak from the fire road. Always a great view from the south rim.


I'll pop an elevation profile of this ride for those who have any interest after I ride it again.

Oh, and here's a quick analogy if you've ever taken the SATs. (although the SATs got rid of analogies this year...)

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ChatRoulette : Overrun by Dudes Jacking Off
MTBR Forums : Overrun by Jackoffs.
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For reals yo.
Zness Da Pness

Friday, April 9, 2010

Old Skool 2

Don't think that I've forgot about "old skooL" photos either. Here's another oldie but goodie...

Old skool trials comp behind 34. This guy has the right idea.

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Aunt Bettie Drop.

Foothills Descent

Wow. I really just couldn't get around to updating this thing for the longest time. I didn't have internet at the house and it was a pain in the ass. Anyways, we just got internet at the house and I will try to take a few minutes after each ride to put up some photos or profiles. Hopefully it'll be worth a look all season long.

For all you fools who did the bounty, I went out and mapped the elevation profile for it. If anyone has the helmet cam footage from the bounty, let me know. I really want to see it.

Keep shreddin, y'alls.

Zness Da Pness



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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Old Skool Part One

This week there's still snow on the trails, and to top it off, the hub is shot on my fixed. Not much interesting bike news. Don't worry though, I've planned for this eventuality by deciding to post "Old Skool" photos when there ain't no bike news you can use.

This time we travel back to that wonderful, magical summer of 2004 when we were often reminded that there wasn't a damn thing that Danimal couldn't shred!


click to enlarge. (puffin on that cig! Flaming Egg in the background!!!)

Friday, February 12, 2010

First Post - It's Fixin Season

First off. Welcome to my new blog. The idea of this blog is just to throw up rants and opinions from people who ride in Fort Collins everyday. If it's just me posting, this blog definitely isn't worth checking everyday, but hopefully others might join up and let everyone know what's going on on the mean streets of ol' Fort Collins.

Anyways: We've been under some snow for the last 3 months, and that means no dirt for awhile. So I've been blasting the single speed around the reservoir just to get some climbing in. Also, ripping downhill on the fix is pretty damn fun (and intense). Here's a couple of elevation profiles I made of some common rides around the Fort.

This first one is up and over Bingham, through LaPorte, and back again.

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This one starts by climbing the hill behind the football stadium, north around the reservoir, up Bingham and back again. (this one sure makes bingham look tiny...)

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Keep rockin and rollin! Join up and let me know what the fuck is going on in your world.